Writer's Workshop: Ode to Stretchy Pants

Well, I've been a little busy with a horrible semester and haven't had time to participate lately! Well, It's late in the day, but it is never too late to participate in Mama Kat's Writer's Workshop!

The Prompts:

1.) Describe a popular kids toy or show that you just don’t understand.
2.) Where were your shoes? Write about an interesting time when you happened to be barefoot. Begin and end your writing with a description of your feet.
3.) Whom did you hide from? Write about a hiding place you haven’t used for a while.
4.) Write a 20-line poem (rhyming or non-rhyming) dedicated to your favorite piece of clothing (could be a shirt, hat, shoes, etc.).
5.) Imagine your life is now a book. In 100 words, write the blurb for it. (It’s what people will read on the back cover.

I'm choosing to do prompt # 4! So enjoy!

Ode To Stretchy Pants

Stretchy pants, how I love thee...

You have never been a friend of mine

Until a man knocks up my behind.

You stretch and move

to fit my groove.

You flatter my shape

with a sexy drape.

You support my rear

without any fear.

And allow my belly

to become like a bowl of jelly.

You look discreet

when I'm down the street.

No one would guess

that you are the best.

I love your styles.

I'll wear you for miles.

Even though you aren't here to stay, maybe

I'll keep you around after the baby.

Oh, stretchy pants, how I love thee.....