Not Me! Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Well, I haven't been doing Not Me! Monday! lately and frankly haven't been blogging much lately.  Not feeling too inspired, been busy with school, been sick, ....I could go on and on about why I have not been blogging much, but I will not bore you with the details.  

On to Not Me! Monday!

I am not the one that has only worked 2 days in the last month.  Not me.  I work as much as possible.  Not as little as possible.  Never.  Not me!

I most certainly did not give Diva D. the "talk to the hand" gesture yesterday when she interrupted me while doing my homework for the tenth time in less than 45 minutes.  I never do that sort of thing to my children.  I am an attentive mother that drops everything (even homework) for my children's every question.  Not me!

I was not secretly hoping on Thursday that my class would be canceled so that I didn't have to sit through a completely pointless, mind-numbingly boring lecture from a crazy cat-lady professor.  I love going to class every week.  I also did not do a little happy dance when class was actually canceled.  Not me!

Well, that is a little of what I have NOT been doing.  Head on over to MckMama's blog and see what everyone else has NOT been doing lately!

Not Me! Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I most certainly did not sleep until 12:30 pm this weekend.  I would never do such a teenage thing.  Not me!

Hubs and I most certainly did not go an see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen without our children.  We do not do that sort of thing in our house.  Not me!

I most certainly did not have 2 full and 2 partial days without kids in my care.  I most certainly did not revel in that fact.  Not me!

I was not the one eating icing out of the tub this weekend either.  Must have been some other person.  Not me!

I am for sure not the one that has been avoiding the dishes and laundry all weekend.  Our house is not without water now and I am doing it all RIGHT NOW.  Not me!!

Not Me! Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Well, I think this week has not been boring. I have not spent an insane amount of time surfing the Internet avoiding doing any sort of deep cleaning. Not me!

I did not give one of my professors horrible review this semester. I did not tell the higher ups that he was the worst professor I have ever had. I did not let them know he was rude and vindictive. I did not tell them that he started grading my papers in ridiculous ways after I called his boss and got him in trouble. I am not hoping that he gets fired for his behavior. Not me!

I did not eat a third of a bag of cheese popcorn today without realizing it. Not me!

None of this was me. Never. Not me!

First NOT ME!! Monday!!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I have seen a few of you out there in blog land doing this Not Me Monday and thought that maybe I will join in!!!

I certainly did not get up this morning and get on the computer instead of getting in the shower and cleaning my stinking self. And I have not been on the computer for an hour. Not me!

I was not the one that finished off a bag of chips last week. That was someone else. Not me!

I am not the one that has ignored the hamster cage that has needed cleaning for the last week and a half. Never. Not me!

I have not been obsessed with pregnancy the past month and a half. I could never do that. Not me!

I did not cry when my period started last weekend. I am not so childish that I cry when I don't get what I want. Not me!

I am not thinking of grabbing all the kid's Easter candy and eating it all right now. I would never take my kid's candy and eat it. I have also not done that in the past. Not me!

I have not gained 30 pounds in the last 3 years. I have not gone up three pant sizes either. I am not the one that could care less that my ass has increased in size. Not me!

I will not put off my finals for my classes until the last minute and get so stressed I start snapping at my family. Not me!