Monday, May 11, 2009

First NOT ME!! Monday!!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I have seen a few of you out there in blog land doing this Not Me Monday and thought that maybe I will join in!!!

I certainly did not get up this morning and get on the computer instead of getting in the shower and cleaning my stinking self. And I have not been on the computer for an hour. Not me!

I was not the one that finished off a bag of chips last week. That was someone else. Not me!

I am not the one that has ignored the hamster cage that has needed cleaning for the last week and a half. Never. Not me!

I have not been obsessed with pregnancy the past month and a half. I could never do that. Not me!

I did not cry when my period started last weekend. I am not so childish that I cry when I don't get what I want. Not me!

I am not thinking of grabbing all the kid's Easter candy and eating it all right now. I would never take my kid's candy and eat it. I have also not done that in the past. Not me!

I have not gained 30 pounds in the last 3 years. I have not gone up three pant sizes either. I am not the one that could care less that my ass has increased in size. Not me!

I will not put off my finals for my classes until the last minute and get so stressed I start snapping at my family. Not me!


  1. Welcome to Not me Monday! Great post!

  2. YAY! Another child-candy-stealer! Oh, I mean not-stealer! And I would never admit to sitting on the computer, rather than doing my very important work at my office. And I certainly haven't put on 20 pounds in the last couple of years!

  3. It did not take me until noon to get in the shower this morning either! Welcome to NMM!

  4. I did NOT just read your post at work! I like it...very cute! Happy Monday.



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