Happy Freaking Birthday to me

Well, it is my birthday today and I am NOT having a good one.  I have a sick 5 year old that is puking about every thirty minutes.  YIPEE.  NOT!

This has happened every year for about the last 4 years.  A sick kid ON MY BIRTHDAY! 

I am not going to celebrate my birthday anymore.  We are just going to skip it.  I'll just stay 28 forever. K?