Writer's Workshop:loving, memorial weekend, sick of, cute outfit, ekkkk too busy

It's that time of the week again.  Writer's workshop from Mama Kat.  You know I LOVE to do these!!  This week I had a hard time choosing which prompt to do, so I'm going to do them all!!!

Here they are:

1.) Share a love letter.
2.) Memorial Day Weekend plans?? Do share!
3.) List ten things you are currently sick of.
(inspired by Jenny)
4.) Put an outfit together using pictures you found online and show us what you'd LIKE to be wearing today. 
(inspired by Lace)
5.) What have you been too busy to pay attention to? 
(inspired by Chris)

1) Share a love letter.

Well, I do not remember the last time I received an actual love letter, but I can say the last thing I received that was even close to a love letter was a comment on Myspace from my husband.  This is what he said:  I love you more today than I loved you yesterday, but not as much as I will love you tommorrow!!!

Isn't that just the sweetest???

2)  Memorial Day Weekend plans?? Do share!

Going to guilt my husband into putting our pool up so that I can work on my tan.  Go over to my in laws for some family time with relatives that are coming into town.  Eat too much.  Get a sunburn.  Probably have one of my mother-in-law's STOUT margaritas (She makes them after she's already been drinking for a few hours and is not chinchy with the booze!!)!!!

3)List ten things you are currently sick of.

~ The lack of good TV on during the day.  Why have 200 channels if there isn't shit on. 

~ The already sweltering heat we seem to be experiencing.  

~ The clutter in my house.

~ My loser asshole of a ex-husband.  He needs to disappear. FOREVER.

~ My husbands bitch ex-wife.  We told her about my surgery to be able to get pregnant and what does she do?  She gets pregnant a few weeks after that.  Think she is jealous? Think she wants to steal our thunder?  Yes. I certainly do. Stupid Bitch.

~ Bills.  need I say more?

~ The college. They make it so difficult to get the degree I need.  Why can't they make it simpler. (and I'm not talking about anything to do with classes, just the business part of it)

~ That every time I sit down on the computer I have to pee.

~ That I do not magically have my house cleaned everyday.  Who do I have to kill to get that done?

~ Did I already say the clutter in my house?  I guess I just need to get off my bahookey and get it gone through and organized!

4)  Put an outfit together using pictures you found online and show us what you'd like to be wearing today.

Here we go:

   

Let's just say that I want to be wearing maternity clothes. Period.

5)  What have you been too busy to pay attention to?

I have been busy to pay attention to my hairy legs.  I have forgotten to shave my legs for about a week.  Guess I will be shaving the fur tonight!!!  Now that I noticed how bad they really are!  I bet I could start a fire, or call all the grasshoppers within 100 miles of here, if I rubbed them together! 

To join in the madness visit Mama Kat over at Mama's Losin' It.